Wednesday Jokes

November 19, 2008 at 01:31 7 comments

A man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says : “If you behave like this, you will lose all your friends!”

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Husband asks: “Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies : “No, it means With Idiot ForEver!”

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Teacher : “Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid : “Yeah, once my sister said that she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away …”

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A young boy asks his Dad : “Dad, what is the difference between confident and cofidential?
Dad says : “You are my son, i’m confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that’s confidential!

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Husband : “When i get mad at you, you never fight back. How you control your anger?
Wife : ” I clean the toilet
Husband : “How does that help?
Wife : “I use your toothbrush …

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7 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Brayden Aaron Santoso  |  November 19, 2008 at 01:45

    olla, gue binun cari guest book elo hhaa..oya ya ym gue idnya ce_1003 kalo hp gue 0855.110.1003..
    elo add gue aja ok .. walo invisible gue ol kok 😛

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  • 2. Fun  |  November 19, 2008 at 05:03

    hahahhahaha ya amppuun…
    yang terakhir itu bayanginnya jadi jijay bajaj hehehe 🙂

    Reply
  • 3. anastworld  |  November 19, 2008 at 05:24

    wakakakakakakakkakakakakakakakaka
    hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Reply
  • 4. arman  |  November 19, 2008 at 19:01

    hahaha.. numpang ketawa aja…

    Reply
  • 5. Ariany  |  November 20, 2008 at 03:20

    wahahaha… cukup membuat suasana hati sedikit ceria… 😉

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  • 6. luvly7  |  November 20, 2008 at 03:33

    @Lenny : Thanks Len 🙂

    @Fun : Jangan dipraktekin ya Jeng 🙂

    @Anast & Arman : 🙂

    @Ariany : koq cuman dikit??

    Reply
  • 7. naki  |  November 21, 2008 at 10:05

    ahahah nice feb , joke yang blum perna gw baca niyy
    hepi wiken 🙂

    Reply

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